http://sfbulldog.com/hBrown Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:08:55 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Bulldog 2008 Article 10 (2-2-08) Karen Babbitt is 40 and I don’t know anyone (that’s a good thing) I also didn’t know anyone, more or less, at the Obama rally yesterday morning in the rain following Karen’s 40th birthday beer ... http://sfbulldog.com/hBrown/2008/02/04/bulldog-2008-article-10/ (9-27-07) Odds and ends and odd ends “Are you pretending you don’t see us!?!” (Later, David Grennel bought a round) Y’all remember David Grennel? He was Gonzalez’s Chief of Staff for Matt’s last year or so on the Board. Then he worked for Jerry ... http://sfbulldog.com/hBrown/2007/09/28/bulldog-2007-article-143/ “The cold air causes significant shrinkage!!” (George Costanza defends his reduced package) I don’t know about you, but when I’m faced with cold air or water, my gonads climb so far back up into my abdomen that evidence of their existence is hard to find. Same with ... http://sfbulldog.com/hBrown/2007/09/22/bulldog-2007-article-139/ (9-21-07) Friday Candidate’s Schedule I have 6 events scheduled and you’re invited to join me in each and every one. There are 48 days until the polls close on November 7th and you should be out there looking at the candidates. Let’s ... http://sfbulldog.com/hBrown/2007/09/21/bulldog-2007-article-138/ (9-15-07) “h., you were right. I’m Mike Powers.”(mysterious mayoral candidate appears) And, what an appearance. Yesterday was the 2007 San Francisco Mayoral Collaborative’s 5th Friday debate under Gavin’s window and we had 11 candidates show up. Josh Wolf He and his dad, Len Harrison had Grasshopper Kaplan’s cab ... http://sfbulldog.com/hBrown/2007/09/15/bulldog-2007-article-137/ (9-14-07) “It seemed like a good idea at the time.”(from Bulldog’s ‘Please steal this idea’) Well, the Mayor stole another of my shit sandwiches and now he’s having to chew it slowly in front of the press and in chat rooms. Serves him right for looting ... http://sfbulldog.com/hBrown/2007/09/14/bulldog-2007-article-136/ (9-12-07) Restructured Jiminez Patrol nabs bad guys(hey, give the captain his due) When you have a window overlooking the action at U.N. Plaza, you get to see lots of arrests, but today’s takedown that just went down under my window was a new scene altogether. No shooting or fighting or anything like that. ... http://sfbulldog.com/hBrown/2007/09/12/bulldog-2007-article-135/ (9-10-07) “My promise is to fire your boss. That will be 61 department heads and hundreds of commissioners, agency and authority directors and their PR staffs. I will replace them with veteran City employees from within those departments, agencies and authorities.”(my ballot statement from June) Geez, I only put one promise in my statement for the Voter Handbook ... http://sfbulldog.com/hBrown/2007/09/10/bulldog-2007-article-134/ (9-9-07) “You have no chance at all with me.”(another Bulldog pass falls incomplete) It saves flowers and candy and stuffed animals if you do some blunt cross-examination early on in a relationship. And, though the day closed with a rejection and there were plenty more during the ... http://sfbulldog.com/hBrown/2007/09/09/bulldog-2007-article-133/ (9-5-07) “I’m starving and homeless and being assaulted!”(Grasshopper’s moment in the sun) “The roaches ate all the bedbugs!” (Audience observation) “You’re a lying asshole!” (Julian Davis evaluates my persona) “Nathan Ballard pulled the fire alarm!” (He was driving away) “Billy Bob Whitmer is off the ballot.” (info from another candidate) The debates are getting more interesting. ... http://sfbulldog.com/hBrown/2007/09/06/bulldog-2007-article-132/