Bulldog 2007 Article 120

(8-7-07)

Gavin Newsom is in deep shit. Make no mistake about it, Chris Daly can beat Newsom. Funny thing is, he doesn’t really seem to believe it. This is gonna be a lot of fun and I have a front row seat for the piddly sum of $4915.00.

Anyone rememeber ‘John John’? Oh yeah, if you google that cute little salute as pop’s coffin went by on the antique Army carriage pulled by horses … google that and you’ll see Eric Jaye’s problem.

It was all there. The fallen warrior for the poor and oppressed. The hero of people of color and of the blue collar. The willingness to risk it all and lose your life but having built such a movement that the future of that defense is assured.

Hell, Jack even looks like John-John. Toss in a beautiful wife with Asian roots and Gavin is in deep shit. Gavin has the vacuous Hollywood bimbo girlfriend (he’s stuck with her for the campaign!) … Gavin has the airhead and Daly has Joan of Arc.

The sub-text of this one is deep, deep, deep. The Newsom mindset spawns adultery and hedonism. The Daly lifestyle brings about beautiful children who are our future. As Sarah nears term, the differences about what the two are actually about will become more and more apparent. If I’m running this campaign? I got her out there on stage growing larger and more glowing every day and daring the Newsom bully brigade to boo children and pregnant women.

Gavin, who never did an honest day’s work in his life muses about going to Africa with Jennifer to tend to the natives? While Daly, actually tries to save the homes of black voters in San Francisco … now!! Notice to Gavin … you don’t have to go to Africa to find oppressed blacks being forced out of their homes. Shit, not only can you find them in San Francisco, but it is you who are forcing them out. This hypocrisy will become very evident during the campaign as Newsom is caught between the pincers of Ahimsa and Daly.

#1 Chris Daly (no one else comes close)

#2 Dr. Ahimsa Sumchai-Porter

#3 me

Kids, until yesterday the high point of my day was reaching the Marina Green on my daily walk and looking at the asses of women in Spandex who didn’t put on the Spandex for me to look at their asses.

Now, I have a purpose in life. I have a candidate. I have a serious contendah!!

Odds and ends and odd ends

‘Chic Deluxe’ and ‘that chic’ on the chat rooms is Barbara Early. ‘7th Macabee’ is Ryan Chamberlain. I’ll get back to them as their sins multiply during this race. Again, ‘YOGO’, SFSweetie’ and ‘Uncle Miltie’ are all Jordanna Thigpen. Why are these people afraid to use their real names? ‘Marcel Deste’ is Mike DeNunzio. ‘El Greco’ is Howard whatshisname, ‘Able Dart’ is Michael Ege. ‘Chuck Revisited’ is David Latterman. ‘Chryspussy’ is Arthur Evans and ‘D-5’ is Rob Anderson. I promised ‘Color’s husband I wouldn’t out her.

You stoked?