Watching City Hall #462

Watching Krissy run for Congress II
(6-29-06)
 

          Beginning with election day, Krissy has appeared before 1,200,000 people.     Ten of these people indicated they intended to vote for Nancy Pelosi.     The other 1,199, 990 indicated their support for Krissy (eat your heart out, David Latterman).     Here’s the breakdown:
Election Day:     ‘Krissy I’ and the Art Army hit the road and are chased by the police from 4 of 6 of their
                              landing zones.    Total crowd … maybe 5,000.    Pelosi supporters … Arthur Evans.   Krissy
                              supporters … 4,999.
Haight Street Fair:     Green Party with Sue Vaughan & Susan King in lead, work a crowd of 100,000 with
                                       Krissy.     99,999 fair goers express their support for Keefer.    Alexi Rosenthal comes
                                       out for Pelosi.   
Juneteenth:     Green Party volunteers choose Randy Knox from a crowd of 45,000 celebrants.    He is
                            solicited for a contribution but says he already gave all his money to Chris Daly.    An
                            A. Philip Randolph van arrives carrying Muhammed Nuru and 7 ‘off-duty’ DPW gangsters
                            who tramp around carrying Pelosi signs and threatening black voters.    Day’s count is
                            Krissy … 44,992 and Pelosi … 8.
   Pride Weekend
Friday Tranny March:     5,000 march for Gay rights.    Greens pass out over 500 Krissy cards describing
                                              the candidate and her platform.    There are no Pelosi supporters.    Krissy wins
                                              5,000 to nothing.
Saturday Dyke March:     50,000 strong marches from Delores Park to the Castro.    Welcomed warmly
                                               by every gay man … with the exception of Arthur Evans who is handing out
                                               cards telling gay men to avoid sailors.  
Sunday Pride Parade:    Art Army performs before 1 million on Nectar Stage.   100% of participants
                                         are outraged at Pelosi’s refusal to support Gay Marriage and her
                                         continued support for the war in Iraq.
And, the beat goes on
                                      
          I don’t go to Krissy’s meetings.     For some reason, I’m considered to be a drunken pot-head nut.    But, there are lots of them.     Today she’s doing some kind of silly march against torture (that will lose us votes in the S&M community).    Tomorrow she’ll do the Bulldog Salon followed by Critical Mass where she’ll ride handlebar to handlebar with Rob Anderson who’s just had a lobotomy and is all OK now … from there, it’s on to Chris Daly’s party at which he’s expected to endorse Nancy Pelosi.     Then, on to parties being tossed by the town’s 2 top IT geeks.     That would be, first Phil, then Marc.    The day will last til 6am on the following day.
          Where’s Pelosi been?    She charged $250,000 a plate for a billionaire’s dinner (Marc Powell serves far better food for ten bucks donation but you gotta know him to get in) at her house last week.   Most of the crowd was from out of town.    She’s continued to ignore the Keefer campaign’s daily calls for a debate.    Dr. Owlsey has taken a spare room in her home.  
We’re on track here, folks.     At least Krissy is.     I’m seriously considering trying to fuck Daly up if he endorses Pelosi.     By running against him in District 6 and endorsing his worst nightmare on the other side of the stage.     Kind of like he’d be doing if he endorsed Pelosi.     But, that’s gotta be a lie.     A vicious rumor started by Nate Nayman.    Only a complete hypocrite would do that.     Imagine endorsing a war-mongerer who refuses to support Gay Marriage in this town.     Would Chris even consider doing that?
Sure he would.     He’s a Democrat.
*Disclaimer*   None of the views expressed here necessarily reflect anything I actually believe.