Watching City Hall #409 (1-26-06)

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Secret Green Party meeting place revealed!

(Top Brass alarmed by unchecked growth)

Tonight

StudioZ.TV

314 11th St. @ Folsom

8pm til Closing

$5 - $500

No one turned away for lack of funds

This will be a rocking party, so wear comfortable clothes & stuff in case you, like, fall down or something. There will be 3 DJ’s (Andres Octavio, Space Invader & Daneekah) plus Garrin Benfield. Krissy Keefer, Aimee Allison & Kevin Danaher (among others) will search for the right words.

In a related tidbit, a source gave me a copy of the speaking roster & agenda for last weekend’s Green wonk retreat held at the Henry Hotel on 6th street. Thought you’d like to know what’s on the minds of the leaders of these leaderless party animals.

Topics

1. How can we become more exclusionary and elitist? (Marc Salomon, moderator)

2. A guide to personal humility. (With Ross Mirkarimi)

3. Is brevity overrated? (Featuring Jello Biafra)

4. How to find fault with anything or anyone. (Susan Vaughan will demonstrate)

5. Nursing your own delusions. (Motivational talk by Kimberley Knox)

6. Put your name on my truck! (Charles Kalish discusses stakebed art)

7. How to spell my name. (Performance art by John-Marc Chadonia)

8. Dressing for success. (Wardrobe hints from Jim Dorenkott)

Imagine if I didn’t like them.