| Watching City Hall #317, (9-21-04)
To: League of Women Voters
From: h. brown, candidate for supe in District #5
Subject: 100 word bio:
Send another clown to the big top!
h. brown for supervisor
10 reasons you should vote for me:
I have my own tools.
I’m too old to go and fight in France.
You don’t deserve any better.
My new medication is working wonders.
I did not desert the Texas Air National Guard.
I am not a Democrat.
I know what you did last summer.
I have a good beat and am easy to dance to.
It would send a message.
I am just like you.
See you at the forum.